Bimnabmitbat is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, sapient manatee.

Bimnabmitbat created the cosmos four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimnabmitbat, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bimnabmitbat, she will turn you into a mouse.

Bimnabmitbat's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Bimnabmitbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed onions to eagles while wearing coats.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never leap near manatees.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near mites while wearing mauve shoes.