Wonlatcut is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, all-knowing snake.

Wonlatcut created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonlatcut, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wonlatcut, it will not care.

Wonlatcut's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Wonlatcut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never eat lentils.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not speak about figs.

5. You must pray to Wonlatcut six times a day.