Bumgidwad is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, loving cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bumgidwad created the Andromeda Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Bumgidwad, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bumgidwad, she will come to you in dreams.

Bumgidwad's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Bumgidwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never pour water over plants.