Bemnellwanarn Midlarptonk is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, capable elephant.

Bemnellwanarn Midlarptonk created the Milkyway eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bemnellwanarn Midlarptonk, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bemnellwanarn Midlarptonk, it will have a low opinion of you.

Bemnellwanarn Midlarptonk's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Bemnellwanarn Midlarptonk's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Hide if nine voles approach from the east.

5. Foxes are not to be trusted.