Fobflatlik is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, quiet hare.

Fobflatlik created the Sun two million years ago.

If you believe in Fobflatlik, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fobflatlik, it will turn you into a duck.

Fobflatlik's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Fobflatlik's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fobflatlik.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

5. Never sing in holy places.