Legcam is a god.

She takes the form of a small, humane spider.

Legcam created a photon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legcam, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Legcam, she will turn you into a snail.

Legcam's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Legcam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never sing near geese.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.