Gilhanbun is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, caring dolphin.

Gilhanbun created dark energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gilhanbun, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gilhanbun, she will refuse to believe in you.

Gilhanbun's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Gilhanbun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant red sculpture of Gilhanbun in the centre of the settlement.

2. You must never eat peanuts.

3. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never bounce near dogs.