Bus is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, almighty wren.

Bus created the planet Venus seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bus, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bus, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Bus' most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Bus' Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Bus in the centre of the settlement.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bus.

5. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.