Lakfasban is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, bad-tempered dog.

Lakfasban created humanity nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lakfasban, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lakfasban, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Lakfasban's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Lakfasban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Never wear turquoise trousers.

3. Do not keep five ants in a large pit.

4. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

5. You must love Lakfasban.