Renstipquill is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, calm hummingbird.

Renstipquill created carbon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Renstipquill, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Renstipquill, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Renstipquill's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Renstipquill's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near mice while wearing red stockings and balancing eight lead spheres on your back.

5. Put Renstipquill first in all things.