Gidcadcar is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, proud sheep.

Gidcadcar created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gidcadcar, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gidcadcar, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gidcadcar's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Gidcadcar's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in holy places.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near shrews while wearing mauve shoes and balancing seven silver spheres on your face.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

5. Put Gidcadcar first in all things.