Pigtigflat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, capable salamander.

Pigtigflat created viruses two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pigtigflat, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Pigtigflat, he will turn you into a mole.

Pigtigflat's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Pigtigflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Run away if five dogs approach from the east.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.