Pakwodnul is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, selfish mongoose.

Pakwodnul created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pakwodnul, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pakwodnul, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Pakwodnul's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Pakwodnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt mice.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Feed all hungry seals.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.