Quatrullap is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, awe-inspiring butterfly.

Quatrullap created the Sun four million years ago.

If you believe in Quatrullap, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Quatrullap, it will boil you in a big pot.

Quatrullap's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Quatrullap's Holy Commandments

1. Quatrullap must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

5. Do not take Quatrullap's name in vain.