Pangingmet is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, calm squirrel.

Pangingmet created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pangingmet, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pangingmet, it will turn you into a snail.

Pangingmet's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Pangingmet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair fawn.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Never wear blue corsets.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never think ill of sick snails.