Nadpasnig is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, all-powerful crocodile.

Nadpasnig created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadpasnig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nadpasnig, he will have a low opinion of you.

Nadpasnig's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Nadpasnig's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics.

3. Never think about ultrasonics.

4. Erect four carbon sculptures of Nadpasnig on top of important buildings.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.