Lithonbotdim is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, temperamental manatee.

Lithonbotdim created a photon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lithonbotdim, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Lithonbotdim, she will be mildly annoyed.

Lithonbotdim's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Lithonbotdim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near bats while wearing turquoise stockings and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your chest.

2. Never write about solid mechanics.

3. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.