Mifmifflis is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, capable human.

Mifmifflis created the Sombrero Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Mifmifflis, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mifmifflis, he will turn you into a mole.

Mifmifflis' most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Mifmifflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Put Mifmifflis first in all things.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never think ill of sick bats.

5. Never talk about nucleic acids.