Dudbanbig is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tranquil mink.

Dudbanbig created a Higgs boson two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudbanbig, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dudbanbig, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dudbanbig's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Dudbanbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Never hurt ducks.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Dudbanbig in the centre of the settlement.