Jipnuttkab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonourable hedgehog.

Jipnuttkab created the universe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Jipnuttkab, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jipnuttkab, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Jipnuttkab's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Jipnuttkab's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always take life seriously.