Sadzodflis is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, egotistical swan.

Sadzodflis created time and space nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadzodflis, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sadzodflis, he will turn you into a puffin.

Sadzodflis' most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Sadzodflis' Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

3. Hide if eight sheep approach from the south.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.