Saghanrulomin Zenjabdod is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, deceitful toad.

Saghanrulomin Zenjabdod created a down quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Saghanrulomin Zenjabdod, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Saghanrulomin Zenjabdod, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Saghanrulomin Zenjabdod's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Saghanrulomin Zenjabdod's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Never wear turquoise boots.

4. You must never eat peanuts.

5. Never look in ponds.
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