Dontaftan is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, sage jellyfish.

Dontaftan created energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dontaftan, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dontaftan, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dontaftan's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Dontaftan's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Dontaftan.

2. You must never eat nuts.

3. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

5. Always stare at clouds.