Tettibutwee is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, moody chinchilla.

Tettibutwee created the planet Mars four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tettibutwee, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tettibutwee, she will turn you into a sheep.

Tettibutwee's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Tettibutwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about limes.

2. Do not kill frogs.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never write about planets.