Natbisscen is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-confident goblin.

Natbisscen created oxygen nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Natbisscen, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Natbisscen, it will not care at all.

Natbisscen's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Natbisscen's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Retreat if four porpoises approach from the north.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about capybaras.

5. Do not shave your neck.