Podfudsag is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, effective squid.

Podfudsag created silver five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Podfudsag, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Podfudsag, he will have a low opinion of you.

Podfudsag's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Podfudsag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Podfudsag must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.