Dobrakhunlag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, pitiless camel.

Dobrakhunlag created a Higgs boson seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dobrakhunlag, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dobrakhunlag, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dobrakhunlag's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Dobrakhunlag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed garlic to birds while wearing red tights.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Never eat beans.

5. Pray towards the west.