Bumbidfot is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, overgenerous weasel.

Bumbidfot created a photon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumbidfot, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bumbidfot, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Bumbidfot's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Bumbidfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Bumbidfot loves sharks, so they must be respected.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bumbidfot.

5. Never pour water over plants.