Himzigbab is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, unselfish finch.

Himzigbab created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himzigbab, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Himzigbab, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Himzigbab's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Himzigbab's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat bats with great respect.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never run in the presence of horses.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.