Vinbutcat is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, uncaring ant.

Vinbutcat created the universe three million years ago.

If you believe in Vinbutcat, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vinbutcat, he will turn you into a rat.

Vinbutcat's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Vinbutcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown kilts.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Always look after injured great tits.

4. Never feed lots of bread to swans while wearing violet coats.

5. Learn four new languages a year.