Cadrutthin Wigbusveg is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unfair duck.

Cadrutthin Wigbusveg created Europe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadrutthin Wigbusveg, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cadrutthin Wigbusveg, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cadrutthin Wigbusveg's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Cadrutthin Wigbusveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Retreat if eight mice approach from the west.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near sharks while wearing mauve stockings.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Goats are not to be trusted.