Kombarnkar is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, humorless mole.

Kombarnkar created the Small Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Kombarnkar, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kombarnkar, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Kombarnkar's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Kombarnkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed rice to sharks while wearing fawn stockings.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never think about archaea.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kombarnkar.

5. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.