Bellfitbellbarnfumbog is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tranquil dryad.

Bellfitbellbarnfumbog created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellfitbellbarnfumbog, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bellfitbellbarnfumbog, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bellfitbellbarnfumbog's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Bellfitbellbarnfumbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never look at comets.