Rangansog is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, boastful deer.

Rangansog created humanity nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rangansog, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rangansog, she will not invite you to parties.

Rangansog's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Rangansog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

2. Never think ill of sick badgers.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not take Rangansog's name in vain.

5. Feed all hungry mites.