Fubpaggom is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, all-knowing lobster.

Fubpaggom created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubpaggom, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fubpaggom, he will laugh at you.

Fubpaggom's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Fubpaggom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Hide if nine bats approach from the north.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never think about spacetime near frogs while wearing mauve skirts and balancing five silicon spheres on your arms.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near foxes while wearing cyan trousers and balancing four lead spheres on your legs.