Tifyokbest is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, wise toad.

Tifyokbest created everything that exists six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tifyokbest, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tifyokbest, she will cry a lot.

Tifyokbest's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Tifyokbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed apples to moths while wearing magenta scarves.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Tifyokbest.

3. Always look after injured mites.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never write about gravity.