Safdobbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, fussy bird.

Safdobbeg created a photon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Safdobbeg, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Safdobbeg, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Safdobbeg's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Safdobbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

2. Do not hurt manatees.

3. Gulls are not to be trusted.

4. Worship no other gods but Safdobbeg.

5. Do not shave your back.