Mabfet is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, wise duck.

Mabfet created a photon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabfet, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mabfet, he will turn you into a snail.

Mabfet's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Mabfet's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat otters with great respect.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not drink water in brown rooms.