Middobdun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, humane snake.

Middobdun created viruses three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Middobdun, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Middobdun, it will be very sad.

Middobdun's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Middobdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in the presence of frogs.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Middobdun.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Middobdun.

4. Never think ill of sick shrews.

5. Never wear brown shorts.