Hangeprow is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, compassionate tortoise.

Hangeprow created energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hangeprow, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hangeprow, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Hangeprow's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Hangeprow's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hangeprow.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hangeprow.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.