Hitsiscab is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humorless wren.

Hitsiscab created a photon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hitsiscab, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hitsiscab, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Hitsiscab's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Hitsiscab's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Hitsiscab.

2. Never sprint near nematodes.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near shrews while wearing magenta shorts and balancing nine platinum spheres on your neck.