Dogdossnurl Tithigneg is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, omnipotent rhinoceros.

Dogdossnurl Tithigneg created the Whirlpool Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogdossnurl Tithigneg, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dogdossnurl Tithigneg, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dogdossnurl Tithigneg's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Dogdossnurl Tithigneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always help nematodes in need.

3. Never sing near pigs.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Dogdossnurl Tithigneg must be the most important thing in your life.