Hinjamgom is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, staggering raccoon.

Hinjamgom created the solar system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinjamgom, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hinjamgom, she will turn you into a slug.

Hinjamgom's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Hinjamgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Put Hinjamgom first in all things.