Yimciprow is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, proud
narwhal.
Yimciprow created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yimciprow, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Yimciprow, it will be very sad.
Yimciprow's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.
Yimciprow's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about asteroids.
2. Never talk about ultrasonics near ducks while wearing indigo shoes and balancing six silicon spheres on your legs.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Yimciprow loves frogs, so they must be honoured.
5. Do not eat aubergines.