Tamdodsog is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, bad-tempered crab.

Tamdodsog created the planet Jupiter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tamdodsog, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tamdodsog, she will refuse to believe in you.

Tamdodsog's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Tamdodsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always help sick otters.