Besspidwon is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, thoughtless mouse.

Besspidwon created Asia three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Besspidwon, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Besspidwon, it will not care.

Besspidwon's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Besspidwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of moths.

2. Hide if nine monkeys approach from the south.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about tapirs.