Stip is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, clever centipede.

Stip created light six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stip, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Stip, it will send you a sign.

Stip's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Stip's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never hurt mice.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.