Bifkonhit is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unsympathetic manatee.

Bifkonhit created a down quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bifkonhit, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bifkonhit, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bifkonhit's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Bifkonhit's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Ducks are not to be trusted.

5. Do not make images of living things.