Bassanbep is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, quiet meerkat.

Bassanbep created Mount Everest two million years ago.

If you believe in Bassanbep, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bassanbep, she will strike you with lightening.

Bassanbep's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Bassanbep's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

3. Run away from indigo moths, for they are unholy.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not commit murder.