Wadbentalnurvedvin Cebhommob is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, effective wasp.

Wadbentalnurvedvin Cebhommob created snails two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadbentalnurvedvin Cebhommob, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wadbentalnurvedvin Cebhommob, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Wadbentalnurvedvin Cebhommob's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Wadbentalnurvedvin Cebhommob's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about great tits.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near sheep while wearing cyan coats.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.